....for:
1.) chocolate to be a weight loss product?
2.) my children to listen to me?
3.) my dogs to not take forfrickenever to answer the call of nature when it's hotter than the seventh ring of hell?
4.) coffee to wake me up and not make me feel like I drank nuclear waste?
5.) for me to look at the calendar before posting a blog specific to a particular day of the week?
Apparently so, 'cause chocolate is less than physically flattering, my children act as if I speak Japanese, my dogs happily ignore the urgent need to pee in favor of exploring a turtle when I have them on a leash and it's 1206 degrees outside, coffee has a severe dislike for my stomach, and my days are thrown off and all day long I thought it was Monday (hence why I posted a blog about what is normally a Monday tradition in our home, when it is in fact, duh, Tuesday.)
*stalks off*
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